Halloween
HALLOWEEN – it’s our favorite.
🎃👻 These Halloween designs aren’t “festive,” they’re a full-scale haunting with bad manners. Our shirts shriek louder than a skeleton finding out about 401(k)s, our mugs are cursed to spill coffee only during Zoom calls, and our hoodies smell faintly of grave dirt and regret. Forget costumes-just wear one of these and neighbors will assume you live in the crawlspace. This isn’t spooky season, it’s court-mandated chaos.
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