If you know, you know, and if you gotta-go, you gotta go. You’ve had that morning cup of coffee. You are on the move. You’re moving and shakin’. And hey…that truck is loaded and you need to get it emptied. Do what you need to, Bandits! We’ll be somewhere else.

With that being said…Looking for the ultimate way to blend construction grit with restroom humor? Our “Not Now…Gotta Take a Dump” design is the perfect pick-me-up for anyone in the trades, construction enthusiasts, or just lovers of a good, honest joke!

This eye-catching graphic features a heavy-duty dump truck working hard, paired with the relatable, laugh-out-loud caption, “Not Now…Gotta Take a Dump.” It’s a hilarious, witty play on the phrase, ensuring a double-take and a chuckle from everyone who sees it.

Why You’ll Love This Design:

• Perfect Gift for: Dump truck drivers, construction workers, heavy equipment operators, plumbers, engineers, or anyone with a high-stakes job (and a sense of humor).
• Ultimate Construction Humor: It’s the ideal conversation starter at the job site, a casual weekend event, or during that urgent moment.
• High-Impact Keywords: We’ve optimized this design for search with keywords like funny construction gift, truck driver humor, heavy machinery apparel, and restroom joke shirt.
• Premium Quality: Available on apparel like tees, hoodies, or mugs, it makes a durable and genuinely funny piece of merchandise.

Don’t hold it in! Grab this funny and unique design today and let everyone know that while the job is important, sometimes nature calls with urgent delivery! This is the must-have item for anyone who’s ever had to leave a big load to go take a different one.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

You’ve now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It’s made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.