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Tiny Buddies!

Welcome, agent, to the official covert division of The Mad Bandit Syndicate.

You thought mischief was a loud, visible affair. You were wrong. This collection is a tribute to the most brilliant, sneaky, and ruthless members of the organization: our tiny buddies.

We've captured the true, strategic mission of these masterminds:

  • The Squirrel is the Director of Resource Acquisition, whose frantic energy is a calculated distraction for high-value target acquisition.

  • The Mouse is the Chief Infiltrator, an expert in navigating small spaces to breach the most secure of locations.

  • The Rabbit is the Lead Surveillance Agent, using a perfectly still pose to gather intelligence before making an untraceable getaway.

Every twitch of a nose is a signal, every hurried scamper is a move in a grand plan, and every stolen crumb is a victory for the syndicate.

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DOn’t Give a Rat’s…Donkey

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Don’t Give a Rat’s…Donkey: The Ultimate Flex Need a visual…

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Ever Vigilant Egg Guardians: The Unbreakable Alliance

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Dam Ironic. Tactical Beaver Demolition Expert!

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Dam Ironic: The Tactical Beaver Demolition Expert! Forget the humble…

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Armored Armadillo

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Armadillo (Armor-dillo) Tank: Armored Aardvark – Shell Shock! Prepare for…

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Operation: Egg Hunt

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Prepare for the most elite Easter egg hunt you’ve ever…

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Busted Beaver’s Dam Good Brew.

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Deep in the backwoods, where the water runs clear and…

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Sheriff Jethro. Texas Tough

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Howdy, partner! Make way for the toughest (and coolest) law…

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The Nutty Investor

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Meet the ultimate financial planner of the forest: our “Nutty…

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Powered by Coffee and Slow

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Agent, that’s a perfectly charming and universally relatable concept! A…

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The Shell-Raiser; Speed Demon Snail Extraordinaire

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Meet the Shell-Raiser.  Who says snails are slow? Meet our…

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I Stink.

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Chemical Warfare, Contained: The Skunk Who Knows This design is…

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Holy Mole-E!

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Holy Mole-E! and The Gospel of Enlightenment Witness the truth!…

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Code Name: “Reginald” Secret Squirrel

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This isn’t just a design; it’s a testament to the…

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Benjamin the Dam Good Builder

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He is a Dam Good Builder. You thought beavers just…

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Ezra: Just a squirrel in the world…

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We are just a squirrel in the world… …trying to…

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Fart Squirrels

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Caution: The Fart Squirrel Old Man Tiberius, known for his…

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