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Tiny Buddies!

Welcome, agent, to the official covert division of The Mad Bandit Syndicate.

You thought mischief was a loud, visible affair. You were wrong. This collection is a tribute to the most brilliant, sneaky, and ruthless members of the organization: our tiny buddies.

We've captured the true, strategic mission of these masterminds:

  • The Squirrel is the Director of Resource Acquisition, whose frantic energy is a calculated distraction for high-value target acquisition.

  • The Mouse is the Chief Infiltrator, an expert in navigating small spaces to breach the most secure of locations.

  • The Rabbit is the Lead Surveillance Agent, using a perfectly still pose to gather intelligence before making an untraceable getaway.

Every twitch of a nose is a signal, every hurried scamper is a move in a grand plan, and every stolen crumb is a victory for the syndicate.

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Seasonal Meltdown

$26.00

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Easter Buddies

Price range: $25.00 through $26.93

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Melvin’s Marsupial Mix

$26.00

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Bunny Burnout; Total Seasonal Dominance

$25.93

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Operation: Yule Tide Zero

$25.93

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Total Seasonal Warfare: The Egg-Gression

$25.99

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Express Escargot: Pizza Delivery in Tardy Time

$26.68

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Stinklebells: The Skunk’s Festive Fun!

$26.68

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DOn’t Give a Rat’s…Donkey

$26.68

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Ever Vigilant Egg Guardians: The Unbreakable Alliance

$26.68

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Dam Ironic. Tactical Beaver Demolition Expert!

$26.68

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Armored Armadillo

$26.68

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Operation: Egg Hunt

$26.68

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Busted Beaver’s Dam Good Brew.

$26.68

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Sheriff Jethro. Texas Tough

$26.68

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The Nutty Investor

$26.68

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Powered by Coffee and Slow

$26.68

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The Shell-Raiser; Speed Demon Snail Extraordinaire

$26.68

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