Legend has it, if you catch a leprechaun, he'll grant you three wishes. We're pretty sure the first two would be "make everyone stop pinching me" and "please, for the love of all that is green, stop asking me where I hid the pot of gold." The third? Probably a lifetime supply of glitter-free, emerald-green suits.

This Saint Patrick's Day, we're celebrating the unsung heroes of the holiday: the tiny, grumpy, gold-hoarding masters of mischief. Forget the shamrocks and the "Kiss Me, I'm Irish" shirts. Our designs are a tribute to the chaotic, often hilarious, truth behind the festivities. We've got gear for those who just want to find a quiet pub, for those who are inexplicably drawn to all things glittery, and for anyone who's ever wondered what a leprechaun's Instagram feed would look like (spoiler: it's mostly pictures of rainbows and tiny, angry selfies).

So put on your finest green attire, raise a glass to the leprechauns, and remember: if you don't find a pot of gold, at least you'll have a good story to tell. And maybe a few glitter stains you'll never be able to get out.