From the creator:

First and foremost...thank you.  Your visit helps build our presence and desire to change the world one laugh, one thought and one design at a time....now....that being said...

We've Been Expecting You...

...you intrepid traveler of the interwebs!

You've stumbled upon the quintessential digital equivalent of a mad scientist's attic, a cosmic junk drawer, and your grandma's "special" button collection all rolled into one gloriously unhinged website. If you're looking for designs that range from "seriously...how and why did they think of that?" to "I need this on a t-shirt RIGHT NOW," you've come to the right place.

Prepare your eyeballs for an adventure, because whether you're into designs that make you ponder the mysteries of the universe, snort-laugh your morning coffee, or just quietly wonder if we've lost our minds (we probably have), we've got something just for you. So dive in, explore, and try not to spill your tasty beverage when you encounter a design so perfect it defies explanation...because it'll happen.  Guaranteed. 

So...my friend...Welcome to the asylum (err...) we mean, welcome to the website! Yes; that's it.  Enjoy your stay.

Ohhh, and...we're here do more than sell you products.  We are here to make you laugh and think, so actually read the descriptions and text.  Have a laugh; have a cry...have a valid credit card.  Kidding...and not; enjoy!  and as always...be well.

_The Mad Bandit_