And the Horse You Rode in On.

Alright, let’s talk real talk for real pros. We all know that moment: your voice is sweetness itself, but inside, you’re mentally lassoing a certain caller (and the entire equestrian parade they rode in on) and pointing them towards a very distant horizon. That’s why every desk needs the ‘That will be all’ Button. It doesn’t actually do anything visible, mind you, but pressing it firmly ensures your internal monologue of polite dismissal is delivered with unparalleled, silent vigor, inviting them and the horse they rode in on to exit stage left. Trust us, your blood pressure will thank you for the sheer satisfaction of mentally launching someone into orbit while still saying, “Have a wonderful day!”

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

You’ve now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It’s made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala.

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white..and the horse they rode in on, too.