SeaBizzkit and the Underwater Undulators

The “Underwater Axeman” Collection
Some ideas just need to be brought to life. We were told this one was absurd. We were told a seahorse in a leather jacket, playing a guitar underwater while wearing sunglasses, defied all known laws of marine life and rock ‘n’ roll. We took that as a challenge.

Introducing the “Underwater Axeman” Collection, a tribute to the most illogical, ambitious, and utterly magnificent rock legend of the deep. This design captures a seahorse giving it his all, his tiny fins a blur as he shreds a power chord, his sunglasses reflecting the murky depths of his genius. He’s not just playing a song; he’s defying the universe’s expectations, one ridiculously soggy riff at a time.

This collection is for anyone who appreciates chaos, music, and the sheer audacity of a seahorse with an electric guitar.

T-shirt: Lightweight and perfect for showing off your love for impossible dreams and questionable band lineups.

Hoodie: Stay warm while silently judging the physics of underwater sound waves.

Mug: Ideal for sipping your morning coffee and pondering how exactly he tunes that thing.

With the “Underwater Axeman” Collection, you’re not just wearing a design; you’re wearing an anthem for the absurd.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

You’ve now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It’s made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.