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Some days, you just can’t be bothered. You’ve conquered Gaul, silenced the Senate, and crossed a really big river—and now you’re just hungry.

Introducing the “I’ll Just Have the Salad” Collection, a tribute to the ultimate act of historical low-effort. The design features a tired, unbothered Julius Caesar, toga slightly rumpled, pointing at a menu with the resigned air of a man who has seen too much. The words above him simply read: “I’ll just have the salad.”

This is for anyone who has ever stared down a long day and chosen the path of least resistance. It’s for the champions of apathy, the rulers of “whatever.”

T-shirt: Perfect for those days when your ambitions are as grand as your will to cook.

Mug: Ideal for sipping tea while you contemplate the sweet relief of giving up.

Hoodie: Keep warm while embracing the simple, honest truth that sometimes, the easiest option is the best.

This collection is a monument to not trying too hard. Because after a hard day of conquering, even an emperor just wants some lettuce.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

You’ve now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It’s made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.