Embrace Reality

Every ascent, every switchback, every relentless mile up a mountain trail leads to that inescapable question. Our “Are We There yet. Are we dying? (Yes, Probably. But What a View!)” design captures the true spirit of the ambitious, slightly masochistic, and always visually rewarded hiker.

This design presents a stunning, panoramic mountain vista. Towering peaks, a vast expanse of sky, and a challenging trail winding into the distance.

It’s a testament to the glorious struggle of pushing your limits, the self-deprecating humor born from pure exhaustion, and the ultimate payoff of unparalleled natural beauty. This design is for those who understand that the best views are earned through sweat, burning lungs, and the occasional existential crisis.

Perfect for:

Shirts: Your essential uniform for conquering new heights, recovering from epic treks, or simply inspiring a knowing nod from fellow trail warriors.

Mugs: For that well-deserved beverage after a strenuous hike, or to fuel your dreams of the next challenging ascent.

Hoodies: Stay warm and motivated on those crisp mountain mornings, reminding you that the pain is temporary, but the glory (and the view) is forever.

Other Products (Water Bottles, Backpack Patches, Stickers): Essential gear for the hiker who laughs in the face of lactic acid.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

You’ve now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It’s made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.