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I ate paint chips as a kid.
$26.68
Description
Sometimes, pride comes in weird forms.
Wear your childhood snack résumé with pride. This “I Ate Paint Chips as a Kid” design is for the proud few who know that before there were organic fruit snacks and gluten-free juice boxes, there was the bold crunch of questionable household décor. Whether you were a free-range 80s or 90s kid, or you just look like you’ve dabbled in lead-based fine dining, this design will have friends laughing (and maybe a little concerned).
The retro-inspired kid art gives it that “family-friendly” vibe… until you read the words and realize this is a sarcasm-packed confession piece. Perfect for those who’ve survived their youth with nothing more than a slightly warped sense of humor and maybe a few missing brain cells.
But, Bandit…why should I get this ones?
It’s great for t-shirts, hoodies, mugs, and more—it’s a conversation starter, a reunion icebreaker, and possibly the most accurate autobiography you’ll ever wear. Makes a hilarious gag gift for friends, siblings, coworkers, or anyone who “explains a lot” once they admit to their childhood snacking habits.
Keywords: I ate paint chips shirt, retro funny t-shirt, sarcastic humor hoodie, questionable childhood merch, 80s nostalgia shirt, 90s humor tee, lead paint joke gift, dark humor gag gift.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
You’ve now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It’s made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Additional information
| Weight | N/A |
|---|---|
| Fit | Male Fit, Female Fit |
| Product/Style | Short Sleeve, Long Sleeve, Mug, Hoodie |
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