This design is a badge of honor for those who have a healthy dose of cynicism and an even healthier dose of experience. “I’ve Dealt with More Crap than Your Therapist” is a hilarious and unapologetic statement for the professionals who face real problems—both literally and figuratively—every single day.

This exclusive design from the Blue Collar Bandits collection is a tribute to the resilience and tough wit of those who solve messy problems. It’s for the plumber, the mechanic, the construction worker, or any professional who knows that real-world issues often require more than just a conversation.

This makes a great gift for a hard-working friend or family member with a sense of humor about the dirty side of life.

Apparel: Comfortable, high-quality t-shirt/hoodie for the pro who has seen it all.

Mug: A sturdy ceramic mug for the morning coffee that fuels a day of tackling tough jobs.

Keywords: I’ve dealt with more crap than your therapist, blue collar humor, plumber shirt, hard work tough guy, real problems apparel, gritty professional, cynical wit.

Wear it with pride, because you know your hands-on experience is a form of therapy all its own.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

You’ve now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It’s made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.