Ezra: Just a squirrel in the world…

We are just a squirrel in the world…

…trying to get a nut.

This isn’t just a design; it’s a state of mind. Look at this squirrel. He’s not just a squirrel; he’s an icon. He’s achieved a level of chill that most of us only dream of. He’s got his shades on to block out the haters and the blinding sunlight of his own success. He’s got a frothy glass of what we can only assume is the finest pale ale, perfectly paired with a heaping bowl of gourmet nuts. He’s not running from a dog, he’s not burying acorns for the winter—he’s living in the moment, savoring the fruits of his labor.

Get to the top!

This is peak performance. This is the mountaintop. This is the dream.

Wear this hoodie or t-shirt, drink from that mug as a constant, gentle reminder of what you’re working towards. It’s for the person who understands that the real “nuts” in life aren’t just for eating; they’re the goals you chase. So go out there and get ’em. But remember to take a moment to stop, have a beer, and celebrate your victories.

This design is for the hustlers, the dreamers, and anyone who knows that sometimes, the greatest achievement is simply kicking back with your favorite snack and a cold one. Make it your official uniform for success.

You’ve now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It’s made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!