Rage Reaper Drone

The “Rage Reaper Drone”: Your Personal Expletive-Delivery System.

Feeling the need to air your grievances, but don’t want to get grounded? Unleash the “Rage Reaper,” a modern marvel of emotional expression.

It is the definitive solution for the 21st-century’s most pressing problem: a crippling lack of acceptable outlets for frustration. This isn’t just a drone; it’s a therapeutic tool, a flying form of verbal catharsis.

Key Features:

“Verbal Vengeance” Rocket Pods: Equipped with our patented “V-V” system, this drone carries a salvo of ten high-impact, biodegradable “FRockets.” Each rocket is a stylized, perfectly weighted delicate dose of verbal devastation.

Pinpoint Precision Targeting: Use the intuitive, app-controlled system to select your target with laser-like accuracy. Whether it’s the particularly slow-loading webpage on your computer screen or the overflowing dishwasher, our system ensures your frustration lands exactly where it needs to.

Non-Lethal, High-Impact Expletives: Our “FRockets” are guaranteed to have zero physical consequences and maximum emotional impact (for you). They are designed for a dramatic, satisfying launch and will dissipate into a harmless puff of steam upon impact, leaving only a faint, lingering scent of righteous anger.

Discreet Deployment: The “Rage Reaper” stealth mode ensures your mission remains covert. No one will ever know where that perfectly aimed expletive came from.

Suggested Use Cases:

Video Games: Fire a “FRocket” at the television screen after a particularly frustrating loss.

Social Media: Remotely deploy a curse word over your phone after a particularly pointless comment thread.

Home Disasters: Launch a salvo of “FRockets” at the rogue sock that has been taunting you from under the bed.

Warning: For entertainment purposes only. Not intended for use on actual people. May cause temporary feelings of intense relief and a permanent smile. Side effects may include a complete and utter lack of regret.

Order your “Rage Reaper” today and get ready to launch some truth!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

You’ve now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It’s made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.