Randy’s Perfect Execution

$26.68

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This isn’t just a shirt; it’s a masterpiece of optimistic engineering. For the visionary who sees a sagging floor and thinks, “It’s got character.” For the artist who views a crooked cabinet and says, “That’s a conversation piece.” And for the professional who knows that a project is never truly finished—it’s just a matter of adjusting your perspective.

Our featured contractor—a true legend of the trade—isn’t giving a simple thumbs-up. He’s celebrating a triumph over physics, a monument to the power of positive thinking. Wear this design with pride, knowing you’re a part of an exclusive club.

Available on the following surfaces that may or may not be level:

T-shirts for disguising minor paint splatters

Hoodies for when you need a built-in hood to block out the critics

Mugs for your morning coffee, which is probably the only thing that’s “mint” about the job

Stickers to slap on your toolbox, hard hat, or the slightly-off cabinet you just “finished”

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

You’ve now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It’s made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.