Stranger Danger!

Some lessons never go out of style. Before a viral video taught you how to floss, and before TikTok told you to trust your gut, there was one certified childhood classic: Stranger Danger.

This design is a nostalgic tribute to that timeless rule. Featuring a heroic, little figure in a full-blown sprint, it’s a funny, universal symbol of a lesson that’s as relevant today as it was in the ’80s and ’90s. This isn’t just a shirt; it’s a badge of honor for anyone who mastered the art of “no thanks” and a fast getaway.

The Stranger Danger Classic Collection
T-Shirt: The ultimate vintage tee. Wear it and share a knowing nod with anyone who survived the ’80s and ’90s.

Hoodie: Your official uniform for when you’re trying to avoid… well, anything. It’s the perfect blend of cozy comfort and classic self-preservation.

Mug: The perfect vessel for your coffee, tea, or any beverage that fuels your inner runaway. It’s a daily reminder of a timeless lesson.

For the Adults: This is a wearable throwback to a simpler, more anxious time. It’s a guaranteed conversation starter and a nod to a shared cultural memory that’s both hilarious and a little bit haunting.

For the Kids: The message remains clear and essential. It’s a simple visual reminder to be aware, stay safe, and always trust their instincts.

Because when it comes to good advice, some classics are just too good to forget.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

You’ve now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It’s made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.