It’s a Blend. Wine…from Water. Who Knew?

You know the story: water to wine. But what happens after the miracle? We like to imagine Jesus, perhaps after a long day of parables and healing, kicking back, rolling up his sleeves, and getting serious about viticulture. Introducing our “Jesus’s Vineyard: ‘Walked on Water, Blended the Wine'” design!

This design offers a hilariously divine peek into the ultimate winemaking process. Picture a serene, yet slightly focused Jesus, perhaps wearing a tasteful apron over his robes, holding a wine glass up to the light with a discerning eye. Around him, instead of just a single barrel, there are various amphorae labeled with whimsical notes like “Miracle Merlot,” “Galilee Grapefruit Rosé,” and “Nazarine Nectar (Aged 3 Days).” Maybe a tiny, angelic cherub is nervously taking notes, or a disciple is looking on with a mix of awe and confusion, wondering if this new blend will pair well with fish and loaves.

It’s a playful, lighthearted take on a classic miracle, imagining the divine touch extended to the art of the perfect blend. For anyone who appreciates a good vintage, a good laugh, and the idea that even the most sacred figures might have a hidden passion for mixology (of the fermented kind).

Perfect for:

Shirts: Your go-to for church potlucks, wine tastings, or just making your friends chuckle knowingly. It says, “I’m spiritual, but I also appreciate a good, divinely inspired vintage.”

Mugs: For your morning coffee (or evening wine, we don’t judge!), reminding you that even miracles can be refined.

Hoodies: Stay cozy while pondering the complexities of ancient winemaking and the ultimate divine sommelier.

Other Products (Wine Bottle Labels, Coasters, Tea Towels): The perfect gift for the wine enthusiast with a sense of humor and a touch of faith. Imagine a tea towel that says, “He turned water into wine. What’s your superpower?”

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

You’ve now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It’s made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.