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Well…There Goes My Last Firetruck.
$26.68
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🔥 “Well. There Goes My Last Firetruck” Retro Humor T-Shirt 🚒
You know that moment—when life throws you its 47th curveball of the day, the printer jams again, your coffee’s cold, someone asks a “quick question” in a 47-slide PowerPoint, and your soul just quietly packs up and leaves? Yeah. This shirt is that moment—immortalized in glorious retro fashion. Featuring a smug, hands-on-hips vintage gentleman watching his last remaining firetruck (read: any lingering patience, sanity, or ability to pretend to care) roll away, it’s the perfect way to say: “I officially don’t give a single firetruck anymore.” Whether you’re navigating workplace chaos, family group texts, or just surviving adulthood, this tee tells the world exactly where your firetruck levels stand—gone.
Who is This for?
Made for fans of funny retro t-shirts, sarcastic novelty tees, and vintage-style graphic humor, this shirt is a must-have for anyone who enjoys a clever play on words and a solid “I’m done” vibe. It’s perfect as a gag gift for coworkers, a funny shirt for adults, or even a subtle way to let people know you’re teetering on the edge—but still fashionable about it. Soft, comfortable, and totally firetruckin’ relatable. Wear it to work, brunch, therapy, or your next “mandatory fun” event. Wherever you go, let the world know: the last firetruck has left the building.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
You’ve now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It’s made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Additional information
| Weight | N/A |
|---|---|
| Fit | Male Fit, Female Fit |
| Product/Style | Short Sleeve, Long Sleeve, Mug, Hoodie |
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