The Night Negotiator: Kevin.

He’s not just a raccoon; he’s the back-alley dealmaker, the king of negotiation, and the only critter who can get away with taking the last pizza slice and still look this good. With his slick sunglasses and a cigar that’s probably a high-value piece of contraband, he’s a master of urban commerce. He’s a reminder that every dumpster is a business opportunity and every discarded sandwich is a contract waiting to be signed.

This raccoon is for the hustlers, the go-getters, and the people who can talk their way into (and out of) anything. He’s a symbol of street smarts, resourcefulness, and the ability to look absolutely suave while doing something a little bit shady. He’s the reason your neighbor’s fancy new grill went missing, but you’re not mad because you know he probably got a great deal on it.

So, whether you’re closing a million-dollar deal or just trying to get a free topping on your pizza, let this raccoon be your inspiration. Grab him on a shirt, mug, or hoodie and show the world that you’re not just living; you’re negotiating.

Product Information:

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

You’ve now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It’s made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.