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Chickens and Roosters!

Welcome, agent, to the official Barnyard Division of The Mad Bandit Syndicate.

You thought those chickens were just harmless farm animals. You were wrong. This collection is a tribute to the most organized, chaotic, and relentlessly unhinged members of the organization: chickens and roosters.

We've captured the core members of the operation:

  • The Rooster is the Supreme Commander, an expert in psychological warfare whose early-morning crow is not a sound but a command.

  • The Hens are the Foot Soldiers, whose simple appearance hides a fierce determination to scratch up all available resources.

Every frantic run is a strategic maneuver, every unblinking stare is a form of advanced surveillance, and every egg is a perfectly timed mission delivery. They are not just being loud; they are plotting their next move.

Stop Cluckin' Around...

Get to Peckin' a design!

Ever Vigilant Egg Guardians: The Unbreakable Alliance

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Ever Vigilant Egg Guardians: The Unbreakable Alliance The safety of…

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General Tso’s Chicken.

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The secret to great Chinese food? It’s all about quality…

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Feathered Fury and the Elf. Alliance #2

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The alliances continue, Bandits! The tactical elf has aligned himself with the tactical turkey. The battle for holiday supremacy continues!

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Alliance #1: Bones and Santa

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Skeletons and Santa.  Easter Bunny and the Leprechauns.  What kind of chaos will ensue when holiday icons team up to defeat each other?  The alliances are forming.

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Changing It Up. The New Main Course

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Who said Thanksgiving dinner has to be traditional? Our “The…

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Go Stuff Yourself

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This turkey ain’t having it today, Chef. Benny says “Not this year…go stuff yourself”. And he means business, Bandits. Best turn around and walk away.

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Great Escape! Quarterback Turkey

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Third down and inches to the kitchen… and he’s going…

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“Feast Mode” Frank and the Tryptophan Effect

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Who says the star of the feast can’t enjoy the…

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Clarence Just Wanted To Test product

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The “Because I Wanted To” Collection Some jokes are timeless.…

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Clarence Just Wanted To.

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The “Because I Wanted To” Collection Some jokes are timeless.…

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Felix. The Featherweight Champ

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The ‘Featherweight Champion’ Collection This isn’t just a design; it’s…

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The Cluck Around Gang

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The ‘Cluck Around Gang’ Collection: Ruffled Feathers Edition Introducing the…

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Zero Clucks Given

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We all have those moments when we’re one tiny inconvenience…

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I don’t give a cluck.

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“I Don’t Give a Cluck” – The Ultimate Sarcastic Apparel…

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Cluck Around and Find Out

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For the Unhinged Apparel (T-Shirt, Hoodie, etc.) The “Cluck Around…

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