Chickens and Roosters!
Welcome, agent, to the official Barnyard Division of The Mad Bandit Syndicate.
You thought those chickens were just harmless farm animals. You were wrong. This collection is a tribute to the most organized, chaotic, and relentlessly unhinged members of the organization: chickens and roosters.
We've captured the core members of the operation:
The Rooster is the Supreme Commander, an expert in psychological warfare whose early-morning crow is not a sound but a command.
The Hens are the Foot Soldiers, whose simple appearance hides a fierce determination to scratch up all available resources.
Every frantic run is a strategic maneuver, every unblinking stare is a form of advanced surveillance, and every egg is a perfectly timed mission delivery. They are not just being loud; they are plotting their next move.
Stop Cluckin' Around...
Get to Peckin' a design!
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Ever Vigilant Egg Guardians: The Unbreakable Alliance
Ever Vigilant Egg Guardians: The Unbreakable Alliance The safety of…
Feathered Fury and the Elf. Alliance #2
The alliances continue, Bandits! The tactical elf has aligned himself with the tactical turkey. The battle for holiday supremacy continues!
Alliance #1: Bones and Santa
Skeletons and Santa. Easter Bunny and the Leprechauns. What kind of chaos will ensue when holiday icons team up to defeat each other? The alliances are forming.
Changing It Up. The New Main Course
Who said Thanksgiving dinner has to be traditional? Our “The…
Go Stuff Yourself
This turkey ain’t having it today, Chef. Benny says “Not this year…go stuff yourself”. And he means business, Bandits. Best turn around and walk away.
Great Escape! Quarterback Turkey
Third down and inches to the kitchen… and he’s going…
“Feast Mode” Frank and the Tryptophan Effect
Who says the star of the feast can’t enjoy the…
Clarence Just Wanted To Test product
The “Because I Wanted To” Collection Some jokes are timeless.…
Clarence Just Wanted To.
The “Because I Wanted To” Collection Some jokes are timeless.…
Felix. The Featherweight Champ
The ‘Featherweight Champion’ Collection This isn’t just a design; it’s…
The Cluck Around Gang
The ‘Cluck Around Gang’ Collection: Ruffled Feathers Edition Introducing the…
Zero Clucks Given
We all have those moments when we’re one tiny inconvenience…
I don’t give a cluck.
“I Don’t Give a Cluck” – The Ultimate Sarcastic Apparel…
Cluck Around and Find Out
For the Unhinged Apparel (T-Shirt, Hoodie, etc.) The “Cluck Around…














