Welcome, agent, to the primary enforcement division of The Mad Bandit Syndicate.

You thought you were the one in charge. You were wrong. This collection is a tribute to the most brilliant, chaotic, and relentlessly demanding members of the organization: dogs.

These are the masters of psychological warfare, whose power is not based on brute force but on a joyful, unyielding presence. We've captured the core members of the operation:

• The dog is the Director of Operations, an expert in strategic resource acquisition (socks, shoes, food) and a master of the perfectly-timed zoomie.

• Their loud bark is a sonic command, their slobber is a territorial marking, and their unblinking stare is a powerful tool for getting what they want.

Every act of mischief is a perfectly executed mission. They are not just being cute; they are taking over.