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Hooved Hooligans

Welcome, agent, to the official rural division of The Mad Bandit Syndicate.

You thought the countryside was a place of peace and quiet. You were wrong. This collection is a tribute to the unapologetic, four-hoofed delinquents who have been masterminding chaos since the beginning of time.

We've captured the core members of the operation:

  • The Goat is the Chief Infiltrator, an expert in high-altitude reconnaissance who specializes in standing on anything that shouldn't be climbed.

  • The Cow is the Director of Psychological Warfare, whose sole purpose is to stare blankly until all traffic grinds to a halt.

  • The Donkey is the Master of Strategic Protest, whose unwavering stubbornness can derail any mission with a single, resolute "no."

Every design is a field report on these brilliant, chaotic, and beautiful creatures. They may be hooved, but they are most certainly hooligans.

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DOn’t Give a Rat’s…Donkey

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Be Your Own Goat

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Chupacabra Chaos: The Goat Rebellion!

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Chocolate Milk Mogul: Barista Bovine’s Secret!

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Armored Armadillo

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Vincent the Chillin’ Moose

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It’s Called a Pigskin For a Reason!

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Sheriff Jethro. Texas Tough

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Donovan and Henry. Rope Them Goats.

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Chris P. and Pork Barrel Politics

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Yuri. It’s Your Moo-ve.

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Meecham. The Moo-la Master.

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Igor and The China Shop

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Jaimison. Trailblazer Extraordinaire.

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We’ve Got Work to Do

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Can you speak igpay atlinlay?

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