Hooved Hooligans
Welcome, agent, to the official rural division of The Mad Bandit Syndicate.
You thought the countryside was a place of peace and quiet. You were wrong. This collection is a tribute to the unapologetic, four-hoofed delinquents who have been masterminding chaos since the beginning of time.
We've captured the core members of the operation:
The Goat is the Chief Infiltrator, an expert in high-altitude reconnaissance who specializes in standing on anything that shouldn't be climbed.
The Cow is the Director of Psychological Warfare, whose sole purpose is to stare blankly until all traffic grinds to a halt.
The Donkey is the Master of Strategic Protest, whose unwavering stubbornness can derail any mission with a single, resolute "no."
Every design is a field report on these brilliant, chaotic, and beautiful creatures. They may be hooved, but they are most certainly hooligans.
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