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ZOMBIES

Welcome, agent, to the official Cranial Acquisitions Division of The Mad Bandit Syndicate.

You thought zombies were mindless? You're wrong. Their apparent hunger is a sophisticated ruse, a highly advanced form of data theft perfected by the most brilliant and unhinged members of the organization: zombies.

We've captured the true, strategic mission of these masterminds. A loud, bone-rattling groan isn't a sign of pain; it's a coded message, a highly complex form of non-verbal data transfer. That shambling, unsteady gait isn't clumsiness; it's a meticulously calculated psychological tactic designed to disarm you with overconfidence. And their desire for brains? It's not about food; it's about hacking your neural network to download classified information.

Every moan you hear is a field report on the cunning, chaotic, and completely misunderstood members of this syndicate. They’re not just craving brains; they're stealing intelligence.

And for you...A Zombie Haiku:

My arms are so weak; I can't even get a grip; Brains slip right on through.

No Pains. No Brains.

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