Hooved Hooligans
Welcome, agent, to the official rural division of The Mad Bandit Syndicate.You thought the countryside was a place of peace and quiet. You were wrong. This collection is a tribute to the unapologetic, four-hoofed delinquents who have been masterminding chaos since the beginning of time.We’ve captured the core members of the operation:
- The Goat is the Chief Infiltrator, an expert in high-altitude reconnaissance who specializes in standing on anything that shouldn’t be climbed.
- The Cow is the Director of Psychological Warfare, whose sole purpose is to stare blankly until all traffic grinds to a halt.
- The Donkey is the Master of Strategic Protest, whose unwavering stubbornness can derail any mission with a single, resolute “no.”