Cerebral Athlete

Some brains are just built different; so strengthen your mind and body.

Introducing The Cerebral Athlete, a design for anyone whose mind works out more than they do. This absurdly funny graphic features a bewildered brain that’s somehow trying to deadlift a book collection and read a dumbbell’s fine print at the same time.

This isn’t for the well-rounded. It’s for the gloriously chaotic. The people who buy a gym membership and a library card on the same day, only to get stuck deciding which one to use first. It’s a tribute to the beautiful, sweaty, and sometimes awkward journey of a human being attempting to be both a philosopher and a powerlifter.

Wear The Cerebral Athlete and prove that your biggest strength—and your most impressive lift—is simply trying to balance it all.

Feed the mind. Lift the weights. And try not to drop anything.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

You’ve now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It’s made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.