Holy Smokes! The Divine Drag T-Shirt

Let’s be clear….smoking is bad, mmmkay? We don’t condone it, and it has serious health consequences. Be healthy, Bandits; do not smoke.  That being said…

Prepare for a transcendent experience! This is the legendary “Holy Smokes” design, perfect for those who appreciate divine humor and a great pun. Front and center, you’ll find Jesus Christ himself, sporting a pair of spectacularly colorful sunglasses—watching over you in ultimate style.

This iconic Jesus art is the ultimate conversation starter and an unforgettable funny religious gift. It perfectly blends reverence with bold, irreverent humor.

The Ultimate Pun: Guaranteed laughs with the hidden meaning of the unforgettable phrase: Holy Smokes!

Unique Art: Features a hilarious, controversial design of Jesus in sunglasses for maximum impact.

Product Versatility: Available as a high-quality t-shirt, a holy water holder (with caffeine), a hoodie and who knows what else?

Perfect for: Pun-lovers, edgy humor fans, meme collectors, and anyone seeking funny Christian gifts with a twist.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

You’ve now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It’s made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.