I Do Intake. Call me Willis.

Willis: Syndicate Intake Officer – “Got a Problem? He’s Got an App for That.”
Meet Willis. He’s not just any monkey; he’s the highly efficient (and slightly intimidating) Intake Officer for The Syndicate. With his signature colorful sunglasses, noise-canceling headphones (you wouldn’t believe the racket around here), and ever-present tablet, Willis is always on duty, ready to assess your “situation” with a critical eye and a lightning-fast data entry finger.

This design is for anyone who’s ever navigated bureaucracy, faced an unblinking gatekeeper, or just appreciates the sheer, absurd brilliance of a primate running a shady operation with digital precision. Willis embodies that perfect blend of street smarts, tech savviness, and “don’t mess with me” attitude. He’s probably got a spreadsheet for everything, including how many bananas he’s owed for processing your paperwork.

Perfect for shirts, mugs, hoodies, and more, this design declares your allegiance to efficiency, subtle power, and the undeniable fact that sometimes, the best man (or monkey) for the job is the one who can multi-task while barely looking up from his screen. Get yours and show you’re on Willis’s good side.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

You’ve now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It’s made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.