I don’t give a cluck.

“I Don’t Give a Cluck” – The Ultimate Sarcastic Apparel & Mug

Tired of giving a cluck? This is the design for you. Our “I Don’t Give a Cluck” apparel is the perfect way to humorously and unapologetically express your no-nonsense attitude. Featuring a hilariously unbothered chicken, this design is a modern classic for anyone who has learned to let go of the small stuff. It’s more than just a funny chicken shirt; it’s a declaration of independence from stress and drama.

This design is a top choice for a variety of products. Whether you’re looking for a witty coffee mug to start your morning right, a cozy sarcastic hoodie to stay warm, or a funny t-shirt to wear on your next casual outing, this design delivers. It makes an excellent chicken lover gift and is a great way to show off a relaxed, carefree spirit.

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Shop the “I Don’t Give a Cluck” designs today and find the perfect item to match your unflappable, zen attitude.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

You’ve now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It’s made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.