Some jobs are done with care, others with a confident smirk. Our “I express love… one screw at a time” design is for the professional who gets the job done with both skill and a knowing wink. It’s a no-nonsense statement of pride and precision, with a clever twist for those in the know.

This exclusive design from the Blue Collar Bandits collection is a perfect tribute to the tradesman or handyman who takes pride in their tools and their talents. Wear it to show you’re not just a hard worker, but a master of your craft on whichever “jobsite” you find yourself on.

This makes a perfect and memorable gift for any carpenter, builder, or professional who appreciates a little wit with their hard work.

Apparel: Comfortable, high-quality t-shirt/hoodie for the craftsman with a sense of humor.
Mug: A sturdy ceramic mug for the morning coffee that fuels a day of careful work.

Keywords: I express love one screw at a time, carpenter humor, tradesman gift, blue collar innuendo, witty handyman, double entendre shirt, funny builder gift.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

You’ve now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It’s made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.