Prescott’s Big Ride

What happens when an ancient, elusive mountain creature discovers human leisure activities? This. This is what happens. Our Yeti is the patron saint of terrible hangovers and excellent snow days. He’s wearing cheap sunglasses that definitely fell off a tourist, attempting a tricky switch-stance while perfectly balancing a pint that’s probably going to splash all over his pristine white fur. He’s not legendary because he’s a myth; he’s legendary because he’s a disaster on a snowboard. He’s proof that you can be absolutely majestic and utterly reckless at the same time.

The Seriously Absurd Reason to Buy:

The Physics of Fun: This shirt is a conversation piece about friction, aerodynamics, and the human (or Yeti) capacity for self-sabotage. It captures the fleeting, beautiful moment before everything goes horribly, wonderfully wrong.

The New Mountain Code: Forget “Take only pictures.” The new code is “Take a massive beer, wear questionable eyewear, and send it.” This tee is your official membership card to the society of extreme, slightly irresponsible fun.

Style Over Substance: Who cares about a perfect carve? The style here is in the sheer confidence of a creature who knows he’s going to wipe out but will still have a better story than everyone else.

Buy this tee and let the world know that your life philosophy is: No regrets, only runs with good visibility and excellent hydration.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

You’ve now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It’s made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.