The Most Reliable Sentinel, Now with Style
You can always count on the Gargoyle to be there, silently watching, never taking a break. This design celebrates that relentless consistency by giving our enduring stone sentinel, Simon, the ultimate modern accessory: sunglasses. It’s the perfect statement for those who are always on point—always reliable, and now, effortlessly cool.

The Consistent Cool Factor:
Simon is Always On Duty: Simon the Gargoyle is the definition of consistency. He’s the architectural guardian that never moves, never quits, and never judges (out loud). The design pairs his stoic dependability with a sly, contemporary twist.

Quietly Cool: The sunglasses aren’t just an accessory; they’re an indicator of confidence and low-key style. This cool gargoyle graphic lets you broadcast your own quiet determination and unique flair.

Gothic Endurance: Ideal for anyone who loves the gothic aesthetic but wants a fresh, witty take. This unique fantasy tee blends the enduring power of a mythical creature with a modern edge.

Ideal For: People who value consistency and reliability, fans of gothic style with a humorous slant, or anyone searching for a cool and unique graphic shirt featuring Simon the Gargoyle in shades.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

You’ve now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It’s made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.