“Someone Call the Lifeguard? — Yea, the Waters Obey Him”

And lo, upon the crest of the sea, He did walk — unshaken by the waves, untouched by the depths. The fishermen marveled, the crowds stared, and yet He, with a smile upon His face, asked the most curious of questions: “Someone call the Lifeguard?” This witty design captures the holy humor of the moment — when the Master of the wind and waves playfully checks if anyone else requires saving.  We all know the story of HE who walked on water.  Religious preference matters not.  We all have our beliefs, traditions and more.  Enjoy the humor, the laugh and the thought that He could be your lifeguard…and depending whom you talk to…in more than one way.

Perfect for shirts, hoodies, mugs, and more, this scene blends biblical reverence with a touch of beach-day mischief. Ideal for Christian humor lovers, church events, or those who appreciate clever scripture-inspired jokes, it reminds us that the One who calms the storm is also the One who can make us laugh. Wear it proudly, gift it joyfully, and let it be known: the seas may rage, but the Lifeguard is already here — and He walks and will show up asking did “someone call the lifeguard?”

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

You’ve now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It’s made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.