The Floor is Lava!

Ahhhhh!!  The Floor is Lava!

Bow down, mortals! Or, more accurately, jump up! Our “Lava Monster’s Proclamation: ‘The Floor Is LAVA!'” design brings your favorite childhood game to terrifyingly hilarious life. This isn’t just a design; it’s a warning, a decree, and a constant reminder from the fiery depths that gravity is merely a suggestion.

Imagine a gloriously grumpy, bubbling, red-hot lava monster, with tiny, menacing eyes and perhaps a single, smoking eyebrow, pointing a clawed finger directly at the ground. Below him, the text blazes forth: “THE FLOOR IS LAVA!” Maybe there’s a tiny, panicked human figure clinging to a lampshade in the background, or a bewildered houseplant slowly wilting from the heat (of the monster’s gaze, of course).

This design is for the true connoisseurs of chaos, the ones who appreciate a good, dramatic declaration, and who understand that some truths are universal – especially when delivered by a sentient pile of molten rock. It’s perfect for anyone who still instinctively checks their footing, or who enjoys watching others panic when the words are uttered.

Whether it is on a shirt, hoodie, mug or other design…just know…it’s hot. Just like the floor. Take care monsters!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

You’ve now found the staple t-shirt of your wardrobe. It’s made of 100% ring-spun cotton and is soft and comfy. The double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.