The Monkey Godfather
$26.68
Description
Don Corle-Ape: The Monkey Godfather
Introducing Don Corle-Ape, the OG of the jungle and the undisputed Godfather of all things bananas. He’s seen it all—from the rise and fall of banana republics to the shady dealings of the black market coconut trade. With his gold necklace and shades that have probably witnessed more than your therapy sessions, he’s not just a monkey; he’s a lifestyle.
Tired of your boss breathing down your neck? Feeling undervalued at the family gathering? Don Corle-Ape gets it. His product is more than just a novelty item; it’s a silent protest against the mundanity of everyday life. Place him on your desk, and let him serve as a reminder that some days, you just need to put on a shiny necklace, throw on some shades, and handle your business—even if your “business” is just getting through the Monday morning meeting without falling asleep.
His catchphrase? “Leave the bananas, take the cannoli.” Okay, the Monkey Godfather doesn’t actually say that, but he’s thinking it. He’s thinking it while he silently judges your life choices and plots his next power move, which is probably to steal the last cookie from the jar. So, whether you’re a mob boss in a suit or just a tired human in sweatpants, Don Corle-Ape is the relatable, absurdly cool companion you never knew you needed. Companion opportunities include shirts, hoodies, mugs and more. Be the godfather.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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| Weight | N/A |
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| Fit | Male Fit, Female Fit |
| Product/Style | Short Sleeve, Long Sleeve, Mug, Hoodie |




























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