America!

Red, White & Built Different. Because this is America…

Red, White & Built Different
Because this is America.

Our designs don’t whisper liberty-they yell it over fined tuned American muscle, fireworks, your crazy Aunt Sheila and your souped-up lawnmower, all while shotgunning a “root” beer. Whether you served, supported, or just out-barbecued the entire neighborhood, these designs are for you. It’s for people who can quote the Constitution and WrestleMania. If you’ve ever saluted a flag, a Ford (knock it off haters), or any type of majestic sunset or amber waves of grain…we’ve got you covered.

You’re not just built different.

You’re built U-S-of-freakin’-A different.

The designs are for people who’ve:
🇺🇸 Called a lawnmower a “war rig” and done battle with the deadly “Green Blade Brigade”
🇺🇸 Blown something up “for the plot” with total disregard for loss of fingers, toes and ocular appendages.
🇺🇸 Argued with a squirrel while holding an American flag then made and shared a burger with it.
🇺🇸 Referred to their BBQ tongs as “freedom claws”. Fire. Food. Freedom. Get sum!

We’re not there yet as a perfect union, but we’re givin’ this experiment a whirl; let’s keep tryin’. Be good to each other. Now go eat a hot dog.

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