Why settle for one holiday when you can have a nonstop, year-long circus of chaos? From spooky ghosts photobombing your July 4th BBQ to Cupid crashing Christmas with glitter grenades, our designs turn every day into a party your sanity will question.

Get ready for random dance-offs with zombies, sugar-fueled freakouts, and decorations so wild they might just start their own reality show. Whether you’re celebrating National Left-Handers Day or Festivus for the Rest of Us, we’ve got you covered with designs that scream, “Why not?”

Warning: May cause chronic holiday hangovers, sudden urges to throw tinsel at strangers, and mysterious glitter explosions in places you didn’t know existed.