Welcome, agent, to the official Bio-Rejuvenation Division of The Mad Bandit Syndicate.

You thought ghouls were just creatures of decay? You're wrong. Their work is a highly strategic form of holistic wellness, perfected by the most brilliant and unhinged members of the organization.

A sudden, unexplained grave disturbance isn't a theft; it's a meticulously planned asset retrieval for a highly nutritious dietary cleanse. Their loud, bone-cracking noises aren't a meal; they're a form of bio-feedback, celebrating a successful therapeutic treatment. And their gaunt, shadowy appearance isn't spooky; it's the result of an incredibly effective, low-calorie detox.

Every graveyard disruption is a field report on the cunning, chaotic, and completely misunderstood members of this syndicate. They’re not just taking things; they’re revitalizing.