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Trolls!

Welcome, agent, to the official Civil Engineering Division of The Mad Bandit Syndicate.

You thought trolls were just living under bridges? You're wrong. Their chaos is a highly evolved form of structural analysis, perfected by the most brilliant and unhinged members of the organization.

A loud bellow isn't rage; it's a structural integrity test. A massive, thrown boulder isn't an attack; it's a seismic stability check. And their gruff, unblinking stare isn't a sign of aggression; it's a non-verbal safety inspection.

Every piece of broken concrete is a field report on the cunning, chaotic, and completely misunderstood members of this syndicate. They're not just living under bridges; they're improving infrastructure.

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