Welcome, agent, to the official Public Relations Division of The Mad Bandit Syndicate.

You thought Bigfoot and Yeti were just shy, reclusive cryptids? You're wrong. Their elusive behavior is a highly strategic, avant-garde form of public relations, perfected by the most brilliant and unhinged members of the organization.

A sudden, blurry sighting isn't a hoax; it’s a meticulously planned, viral marketing campaign, designed to increase brand engagement. A single, large footprint isn't a simple track; it's a proprietary form of non-verbal dialogue, meant to increase public demand. And their mysterious existence in remote locations isn't for solitude; it's a strategic move to maintain market scarcity and brand integrity.

Every grainy piece of footage is a field report on the cunning, chaotic, and completely misunderstood members of this syndicate. They're not just avoiding cameras; they're controlling the narrative.