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Monsters!

Welcome, agent, to the official Pyschological Research and Development Division of The Mad Bandit Syndicate.

You thought monsters were just out to scare you? You're wrong. Their terrifying work is a highly strategic, quantifiable field of study, perfected by the most brilliant and unhinged members of the organization.

A sudden, unexplained shadow in the hall isn't a spook; it's a meticulous, non-invasive data collection protocol. A loud roar from under the bed isn't a threat; it's a carefully calibrated sound wave designed to measure neurological responses. And their grotesque appearance isn’t just for looks; it’s a proprietary variable in a longitudinal study on fear.

Every scary noise is a field report on the cunning, chaotic, and completely misunderstood members of this syndicate. They're not just creating fear; they're harvesting data.

This is a Scary Business. How Do you feel about that?

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