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Wild Wings!

Welcome, agent, to the official aerial division of The Mad Bandit Syndicate.

You thought the sky was a place of freedom and grace. You were wrong. This collection is a tribute to the most organized, chaotic, and unapologetic members of the organization: our wild winged friends.

We've captured the core members of the operation:

  • The Chief Strategists, whose intelligence is used to orchestrate complex, large-scale plots from above.

  • The Lead Field Agents, experts in precision, hit-and-run tactics designed to steal snacks and cause maximum mayhem.

  • The Primary Enforcers, experts in psychological warfare whose sole purpose is to intimidate and block all entry points with a single honk.

Every flight is a mission, every squawk is a command, and every dropped feather...or dropped something else...is a sign they were there.

Get to Soarin' Thru these Designs, You Friends of Flight!

Leave your Mark...not droppings!

General Tso’s Chicken.

$26.68

The secret to great Chinese food? It’s all about quality…

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Feathered Fury and the Elf. Alliance #2

$26.68

The alliances continue, Bandits! The tactical elf has aligned himself with the tactical turkey. The battle for holiday supremacy continues!

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Alliance #1: Bones and Santa

$26.68

Skeletons and Santa.  Easter Bunny and the Leprechauns.  What kind of chaos will ensue when holiday icons team up to defeat each other?  The alliances are forming.

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Changing It Up. The New Main Course

$26.68

Who said Thanksgiving dinner has to be traditional? Our “The…

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Go Stuff Yourself

$26.68

This turkey ain’t having it today, Chef. Benny says “Not this year…go stuff yourself”. And he means business, Bandits. Best turn around and walk away.

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Bats. The Ultimate Sonar Specialists

$26.68

Who needs light or eyesight when you have precision acoustics?…

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Great Escape! Quarterback Turkey

$26.68

Third down and inches to the kitchen… and he’s going…

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“Feast Mode” Frank and the Tryptophan Effect

$26.68

Who says the star of the feast can’t enjoy the…

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Simon the Steady Sentinel

$26.68

The Most Reliable Sentinel, Now with Style You can always…

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Clarence Just Wanted To Test product

$26.68

The “Because I Wanted To” Collection Some jokes are timeless.…

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Burnice: Inferno Responder Extraordinaire

$26.68

Ever wondered what happens when a creature of fire decides…

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Clarence Just Wanted To.

$26.68

The “Because I Wanted To” Collection Some jokes are timeless.…

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The Dynamic Duo

$26.68

The ‘Dynamic Duo’ Collection This isn’t just a design; it’s…

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Benson Likes Sushi

$26.68

The King of the Catch and the Eagle’s Delight Behold,…

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Zero Clucks Given

$26.68

We all have those moments when we’re one tiny inconvenience…

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I don’t give a cluck.

$26.68

“I Don’t Give a Cluck” – The Ultimate Sarcastic Apparel…

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Cluck Around and Find Out

$26.68

For the Unhinged Apparel (T-Shirt, Hoodie, etc.) The “Cluck Around…

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The Pigeon Life: Drop; Don’t be Dropped On.

$26.68

Tired of being at the bottom of the pecking order?…

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